Closing A Home Loan: Part 1

Discussion in 'General Appraisal Discussion' started by Otis Key, Jul 26, 2005.

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  1. Otis Key

    Otis Key Elite Member

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    May 15, 2004
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    State:
    New Mexico
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    Okay - who forget to give me the checklist? :shrug:

    Say what? :rainfro: :rainfro:

    For that kind of promotion of status in the human life form, I believe I need to double my fees, at least. :cool: :cool:

    I'm not sure who this guy is talking with or to, but I've never gotten an order that was placed "simultaneously" with the processing of the loan.

    I do have to give it to the auther, there is an effort at presenting a fair side of the process.
     
  2. icisic7

    icisic7 Senior Member

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    Jul 10, 2005
    Professional Status:
    Licensed Appraiser
    State:
    California
    We're "clergy"??? That must be why I frequently reference a higher source when dealing with deadbeats and such. "G*D D*MN lowdown, lousy sons of.....well, you get the picture. :rolleyes: :rainfro: :rainfro:
     
  3. Richard Carlsen

    Richard Carlsen Elite Member

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    Jan 15, 2002
    Professional Status:
    Licensed Appraiser
    State:
    Michigan
    Darn, we have to start wearing our collars backwards again.

    I thought that went out when FHA finaced home owners were encouraged to sleep well because the FHA appraiser was on the job.
     
  4. Chris Colston

    Chris Colston Elite Member

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    Jul 24, 2003
    Professional Status:
    Certified Residential Appraiser
    State:
    Florida
    So now we can claim we arrived at the value by "Divine Intervention" and let the underwriters fight it out with a "Higher Authority"..... :cool: :rofl:
     
  5. Chris Harrison

    Chris Harrison Senior Member

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    Jan 15, 2002
    Professional Status:
    Certified Residential Appraiser
    State:
    Utah
    Translation: There exists an industry of professionals out there who should analysis the value of your house and report the Gospel truth despite the pressures of the evil doers involved in the transaction. :p

    :dance:
     
  6. Otis Key

    Otis Key Elite Member

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    May 15, 2004
    Professional Status:
    Certified Residential Appraiser
    State:
    New Mexico
    I'm going to email him and invite him here as well as give him a link to USPAP for statments like:
    He has no idea what the truth is, but he's a lot closer than most of the ones who have written about our "most devined" profession.
     
  7. allen worsham

    allen worsham Sophomore Member

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    Mar 30, 2005
    Professional Status:
    Licensed Appraiser
    State:
    California
     
  8. Joshua Fookes

    Joshua Fookes Junior Member

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    Jan 15, 2003
    Professional Status:
    Certified General Appraiser
    State:
    California
    Wondering if that changes our tax status???
     
  9. Mike Boyd

    Mike Boyd Elite Member

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    Jan 18, 2002
    Professional Status:
    Retired Appraiser
    State:
    California
    GREAT! Now I can throw away my Crystal Ball and oiji board. Don't tell the Feds or state, however. Next thing you know they will require a "Speaks to God" license and make you prove you have 45 hours of continuing religios education and a Bachelor's degree in Comparative Religion.
     
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