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Corporate Cutbacks

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Mike Kennedy, Sep 15, 2007.

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  1. Mike Kennedy

    Mike Kennedy Elite Member

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    Sep 28, 2003
    Professional Status:
    Certified Residential Appraiser
    State:
    New York
    TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO A CHEAPER HEALTH
    CARE PLAN


    (10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.



    (9) Directions to your Doctor's office include "Take a left when you
    enter the trailer park."



    (8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.



    (7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter..



    (6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "An apple
    a day."



    (5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to
    Goodwill last month.



    (4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out of network charges,
    this is not a typographical error.



    (3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."



    (2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.



    AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN:



    (1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.
     
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