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  1. Theresa James

    Theresa James Member

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    May 8, 2004
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    Definitions Not in Dictionary

    ADULT:
    A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

    BEAUTY PARLOR:
    A place where women curl up and dye.

    CANNIBAL:
    Someone who is fed up with people.

    CHICKENS:
    The only animals you eat before they are born
    and after they are dead.

    COMMITTEE:
    A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

    DUST:
    Mud with the juice squeezed out.

    EGOTIST:
    Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

    HANDKERCHIEF:
    Cold Storage.

    INFLATION:
    Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

    MOSQUITO:
    An insect that makes you like flies better.

    RAISIN:
    Grape with a sunburn.

    SECRET:
    Something you tell to one person at a time.

    SKELETON:
    A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

    TOOTHACHE:
    The pain that drives you to extraction.

    TOMORROW:
    One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

    YAWN:
    An honest opinion openly expressed.

    and MY Personal Favorite!!
    WRINKLES:
    Something other people have -
    I have character lines
     
  2. Ms. Janet

    Ms. Janet Elite Member

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    Oct 27, 2004
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    :rof: :rof: :rof: :rof:
     
  3. icisic7

    icisic7 Senior Member

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    Jul 10, 2005
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    :rof::rof::rof: That last one is so true!
     
  4. Mike Kennedy

    Mike Kennedy Elite Member

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    Sep 28, 2003
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    my raisin lines beat your character lines. :new_smile-l: :rof:
     
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