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For the Married Ladies

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Mike Kennedy, Sep 24, 2007.

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  1. Mike Kennedy

    Mike Kennedy Elite Member

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    Sep 28, 2003
    Professional Status:
    Certified Residential Appraiser
    State:
    New York
    Dear Tide:

    I am writing to say what an excellent product you have.

    I've used it all of my married life,

    as my Mom always told me it was the best.

    Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better!

    In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse.

    My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck.

    One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse!

    I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out!

    In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

    What a relief!

    Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect!

    I thank you, once again, for having a great product.
     
    Last edited: Sep 14, 2008
  2. Sunshine in VA

    Sunshine in VA Member

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    Mar 3, 2006
    Professional Status:
    Licensed Appraiser
    State:
    Virgin Islands
    :rof: :rof: :rof:

    Menopause will drive a woman to do that!! My sister told me since menopause her husband stopped asking her what she thinks, because now she tells him.

    :new_2gunsfiring_v1:
     
  3. icisic7

    icisic7 Senior Member

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    Jul 10, 2005
    Professional Status:
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    State:
    California
    :rof::rof::rof: There's more to that letter...she goes on to say she has to write a letter to the Hefty Bag manufacturer, as well. :beer:
     
  4. Hamlet

    Hamlet Elite Member

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    Aug 14, 2006
    Professional Status:
    Certified Residential Appraiser
    State:
    Ohio
    Yea, I just thought of what to add to my list of What 3 Things...

    Tide
    Hefty Bags
    Garden Gloves

    :rof:
     
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