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Ladies Vs. Real Women

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Kate, Oct 4, 2004.

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  1. Kate

    Kate Senior Member

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    Aug 24, 2003
    Professional Status:
    Certified Residential Appraiser
    State:
    New Hampshire
    Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes
    for future use in casseroles and sauces.

    Real Women - Leftover wine?? Hello!!

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    Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on
    your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

    Real Women - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You
    might still have the headache, but who the hell cares!

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    Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to
    prevent ice cream drips.

    Real Women - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for
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    Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with
    the potatoes.

    Real Women - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and you don't have to worry
    about the potatoes growing arms and legs.

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    Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit
    of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white powdery mess on
    the bottom of the cake.

    Real Women - Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate the son of a b*tch
    for you.

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    Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to
    yield a beautiful glossy finish.

    Real Women - Sara Lee frozen freakin pie directions do not include
    brushing egg whites, so don't do it.

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    Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dish
    washing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

    Real Women - Go ask the very HOT neighbor guy to do it.

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  2. Tina

    Tina Senior Member

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    May 31, 2004
    Professional Status:
    Certified Residential Appraiser
    State:
    Florida
    Yea "Real Woman"! :beer: :beer: :beer:

    TB
     
  3. Tim Hicks (Texas)

    Tim Hicks (Texas) Elite Member

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    Jan 15, 2002
    Professional Status:
    Certified Residential Appraiser
    State:
    Texas
    Which category are you two in?
     
  4. Kate

    Kate Senior Member

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    Aug 24, 2003
    Professional Status:
    Certified Residential Appraiser
    State:
    New Hampshire
    You really have to ask that question Daff. :rainfro:
     
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