Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Renee Healion, Sep 8, 2006.
oh--the best part--barehanded.
Good for her. I still love the story about a woman who woke up to a strange man (yes, I know, they're ALL strange) climbing on top of her in bed. She quickly grabbed some parts, twisted one way with one hand, and the other way to the other hand and he started howling. She walked him to the front door like that, now he's screaming for help and the police, and shoved him out the door, buck naked. The cop arrested him down the street. His ID was still in his wallet in his pants in her house. I think it was snowing outside too.
That'll teach him.................
That's one of my favorites too Cynthia. Wasn't she rather elderly (70's or 80's)? Good for her!!!
I am absolutely convinced he'll never do anything like that again...........
And that's based upon your best professional "appraisal opinion and experience" eh?
You have to remember that the two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. He'll do it again.
He can't do it again; He's DEAD you do do birds!!!!!!!!!!!!