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Southern Style Marriage Counselling

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Mike Kennedy, Sep 20, 2007.

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  1. Mike Kennedy

    Mike Kennedy Elite Member

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    Sep 28, 2003
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    New York
    COUNSELING - SOUTHERN STYLE





    Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, "I think I'm gonna divorce my wife - she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months."

    Earl
    spits, sips his beer and says, "Better think it over - women like that are hard to find."
     
  2. Mountain Man

    Mountain Man Elite Member

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    Jan 15, 2002
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    You ain't never been to the south have youenz? His wife, Betty Lue, dun hear'd that conversation from over yonder where she been noodelin' for cat fish. It mad her so mad, she grabbed holt of a great big ole' 15 foot Copper Head, and dun tossed it in middle of that thar john boat.
     
  3. Ray Miller

    Ray Miller Elite Member

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    Feb 20, 2002
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    If that copper head done did his job send me her address I need to carry her back over to my place. If she a noodelin' fool man should not pass her up, she ranks with up there with them cowgirls.

    On a nother note about noodelin' watch TV the other night and see they have a program that caters to noodelin'. Them boys was getting some nice ones. I would sure like to have a nice flat head or blue cat for dinner tomorrow night.
     
  4. Offshore

    Offshore Senior Member

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    Dec 25, 2005
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    Mike while that was humorous, it is a bit inaccurate. A brew and a chaw are required, but while fishing down here we would discuss the USPAP before ruining the day discussing wives. :)
     
  5. Caligirl

    Caligirl Senior Member

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    Jan 27, 2006
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    Ok, I'm calling shenanigans. R H Ferebee is Bobby Bucks.
     
  6. Carnivore

    Carnivore Elite Member

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    Jan 15, 2002
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    I hear ya Stan! :rof:

    OMELETTE - Let's use it in a sentence:

    All Ya'all watch them comments about the suthunurs. I maybe should pop all ya'all butts fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide.'
     
  7. Offshore

    Offshore Senior Member

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    Dec 25, 2005
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    Cali doesn’t he have a dozen girlfriends and a ranch? Like the line in the movie goes, “I’m Spartacus!”
     
  8. Patrick W

    Patrick W Sophomore Member

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    Nov 23, 2002
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    What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? The northern fairytale begins, "Once upon a time..."
    The southern fairytale begins, "Ya'll ain't gonna believe this sh*t..."
     
  9. Tom Woolford

    Tom Woolford Elite Member

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    Nov 20, 2005
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    The most common Last Words of a Southerner:

    "Hey ya'll, watch this"

    The most common response:

    "Well, guess we ought to split up his sh*t"
     
  10. Mike Boyd

    Mike Boyd Elite Member

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    Jan 18, 2002
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    California
    Oh.....you're talking about fishing! In California we have a different definition of noodlin'
     
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