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Stranded on a Remote Island.

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Mike Kennedy, Oct 1, 2007.

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  1. Mike Kennedy

    Mike Kennedy Elite Member

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    Sep 28, 2003
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    State:
    New York
    The story begins on a handful of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere where the following people are stranded:

    2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman

    2 French men and 1 French woman

    2 German men and 1 German woman

    2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman

    2 English men and 1 English woman

    2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman

    2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman

    2 American men and 1 American woman

    2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

    One month later on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:

    One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

    The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a menage a trois.

    The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman.

    The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.

    The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.

    The Bulgarian men took a long look at the endless ocean and one look at the Bulgarian woman and they started swimming.

    The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide, while the American woman keeps on *****ing about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, about the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much nicer and how her relationship with her mother is improving. But at least the taxes are low and it is not raining.

    The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are waiting for instructions.

    The Irish began by dividing the island into North and South and by setting up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut whiskey, but they are satisfied in that at least the English are not getting any.:beer:
     
  2. Ms. Janet

    Ms. Janet Elite Member
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    Oct 27, 2004
    Professional Status:
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    State:
    Florida
  3. Mr Rex

    Mr Rex Elite Member

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    Jan 12, 2004
    Professional Status:
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    What about the Lebanese women?
     
  4. JRS at OBX

    JRS at OBX Elite Member

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    Jun 13, 2006
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    At least the taxes are low.
     
  5. Mike Boyd

    Mike Boyd Elite Member

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    Jan 18, 2002
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    State:
    California
    Laugher for the day!
     
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