Subject: Retired

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by George W Dodd, Sep 30, 2004.

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  1. George W Dodd

    George W Dodd Senior Member

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    Jul 9, 2002
    Professional Status:
    Certified Residential Appraiser
    State:
    Virginia
    WORKING PEOPLE FREQUENTLY ASK RETIRED PEOPLE WHAT THEY DO TO MAKE
    THEIR DAYS INTERESTING.

    I WENT TO THE STORE THE OTHER DAY.
    I WAS ONLY IN THERE FOR ABOUT 5 MINUTES. WHEN I CAME OUT THERE WAS A
    CITY COP WRITING OUT A PARKING TICKET. I WENT UP TO HIM AND SAID, "COME
    ON, BUDDY, HOW ABOUT GIVING A SENIOR A BREAK?"

    HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUED WRITING THE TICKET. I CALLED HIM A PENCIL
    NECKED JERK. HE GLARED AT ME AND STARTED WRITING ANOTHER TICKET FOR
    HAVING WORN TIRES.

    SO I CALLED HIM A WORSE NAME. HE FINISHED THE SECOND TICKET AND PUT
    IT ON THE WINDSHIELD WITH THE FIRST. THEN HE STARTED WRITING A THIRD
    TICKET.

    THIS WENT ON FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES.
    THE MORE I ABUSED HIM THE MORE TICKETS HE WROTE.

    I DIDN'T CARE. MY CAR WAS PARKED AROUND THE CORNER AND THIS ONE HAD A "ELECT JOHN KERRY" BUMPER STICKER ON IT....

    I TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN EACH DAY . IT'S
    IMPORTANT AT ANY AGE.
     
  2. Caterina Platt

    Caterina Platt Senior Member

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    Jan 17, 2002
    Professional Status:
    Certified Residential Appraiser
    State:
    New Mexico
    :beer: :cool: :rainfro: :rainfro:
     
  3. jay trotta

    jay trotta Elite Member

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    Feb 8, 2004
    Professional Status:
    Certified Residential Appraiser
    State:
    Connecticut
    George, yer on the tip of the ice burg :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    :rainfro: :rainfro:


    Now Thats Entertainment :mrgreen:



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