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Things That Make Ya Go Hummmm ?

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Mike Kennedy, Sep 15, 2007.

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  1. Mike Kennedy

    Mike Kennedy Elite Member

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    Sep 28, 2003
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    State:
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    How important do people have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

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    Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

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    Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

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    How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

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    Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

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    Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

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    Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

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    Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

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    Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

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    If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

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    If the professor on Gilligan's Island can ! make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

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    Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

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    If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

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    If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

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    If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

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    Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

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    Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

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    Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

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    Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you; but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? :beer:

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  2. Dee Dee

    Dee Dee Elite Member

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    Jan 16, 2002
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    State:
    Colorado
    :rof:
    Thanks for the laughs!
     
  3. Charles Witt

    Charles Witt Senior Member

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    Dec 13, 2002
    Professional Status:
    Certified Residential Appraiser
    State:
    Delaware
    Super for a Saturday afternon! :rof:
     
  4. Alisa

    Alisa Member

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    Jul 18, 2005
    Professional Status:
    Certified Residential Appraiser
    State:
    Texas
    Thanks!!! Cute
     
  5. Mike Boyd

    Mike Boyd Elite Member

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    Jan 18, 2002
    Professional Status:
    Retired Appraiser
    State:
    California
    I can answer the toaster line! If you try to toast Sour dough bread to a golden brown, with MY toaster, anyway, you gotta set it for its longest run.
     
  6. Frederick

    Frederick Senior Member

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    Nov 2, 2005
    Professional Status:
    Certified General Appraiser
    State:
    New Jersey
    -Frederick
     
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