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  1. Hal Pollock

    Hal Pollock Senior Member

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    How to tell the sex of a Fly


    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with
    a fly swatter.

    "What are you doing?" She asked.

    "Hunting Flies" He responded.

    "Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

    "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

    Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"

    He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
     
  2. Mountain Man

    Mountain Man Elite Member

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    Jan 15, 2002
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    :rainfro: :rainfro: :beer:
     
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