Vet school

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  1. CANative

    CANative Elite Member

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    Jun 18, 2003
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    First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were receiving their first
    anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery
    table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the
    class by telling them, "In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two
    important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by
    anything involving the animal body."

    For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the
    butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and
    do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out,
    hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a finger
    in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.

    When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second
    most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and
    sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough, it's
    even tougher if you're stupid."
     
  2. Hamlet

    Hamlet Elite Member

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    :rof: :rof: :rof:
     
  3. Smokey Bear

    Smokey Bear Elite Member

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    :rof: :rof: Good one, Hoppy!
     
  4. Otis Key

    Otis Key Elite Member

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    Hmmmmmmmmm - sounds like sound advice for newbie appraisers - should we lobby to get this moved????????????

    Excellent my friend - EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    :rof: :rof: :rof: :rof:
     
  5. Ray Miller

    Ray Miller Elite Member

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    Feb 20, 2002
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    A wise professor. A Lesson that will never be forgotten.


    :rof: :rof: :rof:
     
  6. Mike Boyd

    Mike Boyd Elite Member

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    Sounds like something HOUSE would do.
     
  7. Smokey Bear

    Smokey Bear Elite Member

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    It does, doesn't it? I hate it that I love that show.
     
  8. Kristina Ledesma

    Kristina Ledesma Member

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    Oct 12, 2006
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    Ha!
    I love that show!
     
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