Washing The Cat

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  1. Terrel L. Shields

    Terrel L. Shields Elite Member

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    May 2, 2002
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    How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way
    Instructions on how to clean your toilet

    1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

    2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

    3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You
    may need to stand on the lid.

    4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that
    come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

    5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and
    rinse".

    6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are
    no people between the bathroom and the front door.

    7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

    8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

    9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

    Sincerely,
     
  2. Daniel Williams

    Daniel Williams Senior Member

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    The Dog ;)
     
  3. DB

    DB Elite Member

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    This actually works ....... and they like it a lot better than the dishwasher!! ;)
     
  4. Patti Jury

    Patti Jury Senior Member

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    Flip Flopping left legged CATS work the best..

    They get the most agitation...all that brain swooshing creates great circular action! :rainfro:

    I had to change this upon request...so I did! :rainfro:
     
  5. Lee in L.A.

    Lee in L.A. Elite Member

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    :rainfro:

    And never get near that cat again. :lol:
    You might get away with that move with a small dog. :p

    Edit. Not a dog either. :D
     
  6. Hal Pollock

    Hal Pollock Senior Member

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    Wait til P.E.T.A. hears about this.
     
  7. Joker

    Joker Elite Member

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    I always put them in the dryer afterward.
     
  8. Terrel L. Shields

    Terrel L. Shields Elite Member

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  9. Joker

    Joker Elite Member

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    I meant the cat.
    I would do really cruel things to PETA :rainfro: :rainfro: :rainfro:
     
  10. Bobby Bucks

    Bobby Bucks Elite Member

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    I've been a ditto head since the great one first went national.....does anyone remember
    the guy named Mick from the high mountains of New Mexico?.....he called one time with
    a great use for stray cats.....he claimed they made great tacos when the right spices were added.....he was quite serious about it. I didn't eat a taco for several weeks after his call. :)
     
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