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What 3 things.

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by lofapco, Sep 21, 2007.

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  1. lofapco

    lofapco Sophomore Member

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    Here is one I saw on a different forum....

    If you could walk into Walmart and buy just three things that would make the clerk raise an eyebrow and possibly have security escort you out to a waiting police car..... What would you buy?

    I'll start.....

    One life preserver
    A two person Canoe
    A hand powered drill.....

    :beer:
     
  2. icisic7

    icisic7 Senior Member

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    Jul 10, 2005
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    a gun
    a ski mask
    gloves


    OR


    duct tape
    a hunting knife
    rope


    OR


    large Hefty trash bags
    a chainsaw
    sleeping pills
     
  3. TEL2002

    TEL2002 Elite Member

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    Jan 16, 2002
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    Gloves that are too small for my hands.
    One knife.
     
  4. murray stroupe

    murray stroupe Senior Member

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    RE;Raised eyebrows

    ===============
    Since this is the joke section;
    3 picture framed quotes of rapper of''social conscience'' , nicknamed Mos Def.

    1] The gov space program is a fraud also;
    ''I do not believe those[ maternal expletive deleted ] went to the moon either ''

    2] same frame
    3] same frame
     
  5. Mike Kennedy

    Mike Kennedy Elite Member

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    Sep 28, 2003
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    New York
    What's a Walmart?:shrug:














    snikker:new_llying:
     
  6. Kristina Ledesma

    Kristina Ledesma Member

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    Oct 12, 2006
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    Michigan
    1 tarp
    1 shovel
    Bag of Lime




    (lime dissolves/helps break down carcasses):eek:
     
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  7. MARK JOLLIFF

    MARK JOLLIFF Member

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    Oct 23, 2003
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    Tampons chocolate ammunition
     
  8. Kristina Ledesma

    Kristina Ledesma Member

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    Oct 12, 2006
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    Michigan
    Bag of Quickcrete
    Bucket
    Rope
     
  9. Mike Boyd

    Mike Boyd Elite Member

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    Jan 18, 2002
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    Wow! Sounds like you are planning something sinister! LOL
     
  10. Mike Boyd

    Mike Boyd Elite Member

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    Jan 18, 2002
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    California
    A safe
    All the gold and diamond jewellry in that department
    6 cases of cigarettes
    3 boxes of condoms

    OR


    The union steward
     
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