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Old 09-15-2007, 04:15 PM
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How important do people have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

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Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can ! make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you; but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

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Old 09-15-2007, 04:22 PM
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Thanks for the laughs!
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Old 09-15-2007, 04:29 PM
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Super for a Saturday afternon!
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Old 09-16-2007, 02:53 PM
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Thanks!!! Cute
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Old 09-20-2007, 03:10 AM
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I can answer the toaster line! If you try to toast Sour dough bread to a golden brown, with MY toaster, anyway, you gotta set it for its longest run.
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Old 09-20-2007, 03:57 AM
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Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

If you live in New Jersey the 2nd penny pays the tax.
New Jersey, The Garden State......watch our taxes grow.


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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you; but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

On the first account try some breath mints.

On the 2nd. only a biker can appreciate why a dog sticks his head out of the car window.


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