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Old 09-19-2007, 11:29 AM
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Default How latex gloves are made.

A respected dentist, Dr. Jim, noticed that his next
patient, an elderly lady, was looking very nervous so he
decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.

'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.

'No, I don't' she replied.

'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in China with a big
tank of latex.

Workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their
hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw
them into boxes of the right size.'

She didn't crack a smile.

'Oh well, I tried,' he thought.

But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the
dental procedure, she burst out laughing.

'What's so funny?' he asked.

'I was just picturing how condoms are made!' she said.

Gotta watch those little ladies! Their minds are always
working!
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Old 09-19-2007, 11:33 AM
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Old 09-19-2007, 11:39 AM
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I always wondered why those Chinese condoms were so small.
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