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Old 09-20-2007, 12:31 PM
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Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, "I think I'm gonna divorce my wife - she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months."

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spits,sips his beer and says, "Better think it over - women like that are hard to find."
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Old 09-20-2007, 02:07 PM
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You ain't never been to the south have youenz? His wife, Betty Lue, dun hear'd that conversation from over yonder where she been noodelin' for cat fish. It mad her so mad, she grabbed holt of a great big ole' 15 foot Copper Head, and dun tossed it in middle of that thar john boat.
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Old 09-20-2007, 10:47 PM
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You ain't never been to the south have youenz? His wife, Betty Lue, dun hear'd that conversation from over yonder where she been noodelin' for cat fish. It mad her so mad, she grabbed holt of a great big ole' 15 foot Copper Head, and dun tossed it in middle of that thar john boat.

If that copper head done did his job send me her address I need to carry her back over to my place. If she a noodelin' fool man should not pass her up, she ranks with up there with them cowgirls.

On a nother note about noodelin' watch TV the other night and see they have a program that caters to noodelin'. Them boys was getting some nice ones. I would sure like to have a nice flat head or blue cat for dinner tomorrow night.
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Old 09-21-2007, 06:59 AM
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Mike while that was humorous, it is a bit inaccurate. A brew and a chaw are required, but while fishing down here we would discuss the USPAP before ruining the day discussing wives.
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Old 09-21-2007, 10:57 AM
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Mike while that was humorous, it is a bit inaccurate. A brew and a chaw are required, but while fishing down here we would discuss the USPAP before ruining the day discussing wives.
Ok, I'm calling shenanigans. R H Ferebee is Bobby Bucks.
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Old 09-21-2007, 12:23 PM
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Old 09-21-2007, 01:48 PM
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Cali doesn’t he have a dozen girlfriends and a ranch? Like the line in the movie goes, “I’m Spartacus!”
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What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? The northern fairytale begins, "Once upon a time..."
The southern fairytale begins, "Ya'll ain't gonna believe this sh*t..."
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Old 09-21-2007, 03:50 PM
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Old 09-21-2007, 07:30 PM
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If that copper head done did his job send me her address I need to carry her back over to my place. If she a noodelin' fool man should not pass her up, she ranks with up there with them cowgirls.

On a nother note about noodelin' watch TV the other night and see they have a program that caters to noodelin'. Them boys was getting some nice ones. I would sure like to have a nice flat head or blue cat for dinner tomorrow night.
Oh.....you're talking about fishing! In California we have a different definition of noodlin'
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