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Old 09-21-2007, 09:30 AM
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Default What 3 things.

Here is one I saw on a different forum....

If you could walk into Walmart and buy just three things that would make the clerk raise an eyebrow and possibly have security escort you out to a waiting police car..... What would you buy?

I'll start.....

One life preserver
A two person Canoe
A hand powered drill.....

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Old 09-21-2007, 12:48 PM
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a gun
a ski mask
gloves


OR


duct tape
a hunting knife
rope


OR


large Hefty trash bags
a chainsaw
sleeping pills
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Old 09-21-2007, 01:44 PM
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Gloves that are too small for my hands.
One knife.
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Old 09-21-2007, 02:59 PM
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Talking RE;Raised eyebrows

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Here is one I saw on a different forum....

If you could walk into Walmart and just ...three things that would make the clerk raise an eyebrow and possibly have security escort you out........ What would you buy?

I'll start.....

One life preserver
A two person Canoe
A hand powered drill.....

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Since this is the joke section;
3 picture framed quotes of rapper of''social conscience'' , nicknamed Mos Def.

1] The gov space program is a fraud also;
''I do not believe those[ maternal expletive deleted ] went to the moon either ''

2] same frame
3] same frame
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Old 09-21-2007, 06:26 PM
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What's a Walmart?














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Old 09-21-2007, 07:01 PM
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1 tarp
1 shovel
Bag of Lime




(lime dissolves/helps break down carcasses)

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Old 09-21-2007, 07:45 PM
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Tampons chocolate ammunition
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Old 09-21-2007, 08:14 PM
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Bag of Quickcrete
Bucket
Rope
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Old 09-21-2007, 08:20 PM
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a gun
a ski mask
gloves


OR


duct tape
a hunting knife
rope


OR


large Hefty trash bags
a chainsaw
sleeping pills
Wow! Sounds like you are planning something sinister! LOL
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Old 09-21-2007, 08:24 PM
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A safe
All the gold and diamond jewellry in that department
6 cases of cigarettes
3 boxes of condoms

OR


The union steward
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