[CANative]

First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were receiving their first
anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery
table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the
class by telling them, "In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two
important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by
anything involving the animal body."

For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the
butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and
do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out,
hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a finger
in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second
most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and
sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough, it's
even tougher if you're stupid."

[Hamlet]

[Smokey Bear]

Good one, Hoppy!

[Otis Key]

Hmmmmmmmmm - sounds like sound advice for newbie appraisers - should we lobby to get this moved????????????

Excellent my friend - EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ray Miller]

A wise professor. A Lesson that will never be forgotten.

[Mike Boyd]

Sounds like something HOUSE would do.

[Smokey Bear]

Originally Posted by Mike Boyd

Sounds like something HOUSE would do.

It does, doesn't it? I hate it that I love that show.

[Kristina Ledesma]

Originally Posted by Mike Boyd

Sounds like something HOUSE would do.

Ha!
I love that show!