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Old 01-19-2004, 08:34 PM
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weather gots a little better so we thought we'd take a stroll roundabout town, went to the local supermarket and the first thing I comes upon is this guy wit a coathanger in his winder, so I aks (hehe) - hey did ja lock yer keys in thar - he wips around and says nope just finsihed washin her, gonna hang her up ta dry :lol:

gets inside the store and start wanderin about and as I'm passin thru the doggie section, lookin fer biscuts fer my pup, this younger lady wit tight pants, leather booties, an a nice sweata, says can ya point me to the cat food, I said sure why is yer little p...sy hungry - she turned bright red (then I thought bout what I said) :rainfro:
I left the store an figured I shouldn't be allowed out a the snwoglobe until spring :mrgreen:


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Old 01-19-2004, 08:38 PM
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:rainfro:

yer lucky ya got out with all your parts still intact!
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Old 01-19-2004, 09:05 PM
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Oh well....what can I say........Out of the snow globe and wandering around unattended. It must have been a sight... it's trotta at his snow globe finest. Wait I know what I can say.....Click here

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Old 01-19-2004, 11:20 PM
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:rofl: I comes upon is this guy wit a coathanger in his winder, so I aks (hehe) - hey did ja lock yer keys in thar - he wips around and says nope just finsihed washin her, gonna hang her up ta dry :rofl:

I'm almost tempted to lock myself out of my car so I can try that one some unsuspecting good samaritan.
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Old 01-20-2004, 05:54 AM
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Ben - :mrgreen:


Greg,
have ya ever had the little ball under yer mouse git all sticky :question: well it happens, so I goes to ma local puter store an purchases a little electric cleaner, so that now I kin clean the mouses balls B) , but then I finds out it's gots a dual purpose (it's a smal vibrating tool) - when I left it on an slipped it inta my shirt pocket - ma nipples got all vibrated n stuff :rainfro: - oh yea an it splains a little bit bout why the mouses balls got all sticky

the item is bout $20 = butt lasts longer


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Old 01-20-2004, 05:54 AM
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A GREAT STORY! jtrotta

I once went to a party where we drank BEER and ate FOOD. We also listened to MUSIC. And there were FEMALES there, too! I listened to U2 one time. It was GREAT. I think others should try this sometime!
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