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Old 09-26-2004, 08:53 PM
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How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way
Instructions on how to clean your toilet

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You
may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that
come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and
rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are
no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,
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Old 09-26-2004, 09:06 PM
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Originally posted by Terrel L. Shields@Sep 26 2004, 07:53 PM

Sincerely,
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Old 09-26-2004, 11:31 PM
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This actually works ....... and they like it a lot better than the dishwasher!!
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Old 09-26-2004, 11:39 PM
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Flip Flopping left legged CATS work the best..

They get the most agitation...all that brain swooshing creates great circular action! :rainfro:

I had to change this upon request...so I did! :rainfro:
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Old 09-26-2004, 11:48 PM
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:rainfro:

And never get near that cat again. :lol:
You might get away with that move with a small dog. :P

Edit. Not a dog either.
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Old 09-27-2004, 06:10 AM
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Wait til P.E.T.A. hears about this.
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Old 09-27-2004, 07:06 AM
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I always put them in the dryer afterward.
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Old 09-27-2004, 09:01 AM
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The cat or PETA?
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Old 09-27-2004, 02:45 PM
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I meant the cat.
I would do really cruel things to PETA :rainfro: :rainfro: :rainfro:
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Old 09-27-2004, 02:53 PM
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I've been a ditto head since the great one first went national.....does anyone remember
the guy named Mick from the high mountains of New Mexico?.....he called one time with
a great use for stray cats.....he claimed they made great tacos when the right spices were added.....he was quite serious about it. I didn't eat a taco for several weeks after his call.
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