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Old 10-04-2004, 04:42 PM
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Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes
for future use in casseroles and sauces.

Real Women - Leftover wine?? Hello!!

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Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on
your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

Real Women - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You
might still have the headache, but who the hell cares!

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Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to
prevent ice cream drips.

Real Women - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for
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Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with
the potatoes.

Real Women - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and you don't have to worry
about the potatoes growing arms and legs.

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Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit
of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white powdery mess on
the bottom of the cake.

Real Women - Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate the son of a b*tch
for you.

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Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to
yield a beautiful glossy finish.

Real Women - Sara Lee frozen freakin pie directions do not include
brushing egg whites, so don't do it.

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Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dish
washing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

Real Women - Go ask the very HOT neighbor guy to do it.

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Old 10-04-2004, 04:53 PM
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Yea "Real Woman"!

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Old 10-04-2004, 04:55 PM
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Which category are you two in?
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Old 10-04-2004, 05:57 PM
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You really have to ask that question Daff. :rainfro:
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