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Candidates talk change "here's Change"

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bschmidt

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WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?


" My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has been completed.

Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.

This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning.


Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short . The United Kingdom , Spain , Bulgaria , Australia , and Poland are some of the countries listed there.

The other list contains every one not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.

Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war. THEN EVERY YEAR THERE AFTER IT'll GO TO OUR SOCIAL SECURITY SYSTEM SO IT WONT GO BROKE IN 20 YEARS.

The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hellholes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.

Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France .

In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home . On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.

Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France or maybe China .

I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany, and Russia . Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bonne chance, mes mies.

I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York

A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not ****ing us off for a change.

Mexico is also on List 2 its president and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra thousand tanks and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put 'em? Yep, border security.

Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty - starting now.

We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for oil in Alaska - which will take care of this country's oil needs for decades to come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there.

It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, 'darn tootin'

Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America It is time to eliminate homelessness in America . To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thank you guys. We owe you and we won't forget. [/font]

To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to speak Arabic.

God bless America . Thank you and good night. "

If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier.


 
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and during the Prez's next auto trip through Dealey Plaza - more than merely three shots will ring out............

and Nero will allow Rome to burn again.

p.s. considering Asia and now the Middle East own the vast majority of U.S. debt.........

one might reassess the above position.

withdraw the Troops and station them on the southern AND northern borders .........Hell yes.

Revoke all legislation granting U.S. Corps. TAX FREE status on Overseas Gross Income - Hell yes.

Cancel orders for the next 10 Stealth Bombers and FUND Border Enforcement while doubling military pay - Hell yes.

Reassign National Guard Units to Deportation of Illegal Immigrants - Hell yes........the "national" in National Guard IS the USA after all.

Spend a few thousand to research exactly what TAX structure made the U.S. the most prosperous and leading industrialized nation in the world - then REVOKE the current Code and RE-institute the Successful Code -{ HINT: Replace U.S. federal personal income tax with Import Taxes}- yes, Helllllll yes!!!!!.

Cancel all development of Space Shuttles for the next 20 years and FUND a National Health Care Program guaranteeing 100% care for documented U.S. Citizens - Hell yes!

Immediately Federalize the U.S. Education system replacing 65 as a "Passing Grade" with 85 - spend a few million on recruiting and paying, and reward only the Best Existing, and the best & brightest Future, Teachers while abolishing Teachers Unions which reward Incompetence- Hell Yes! Replace U.S. federal personal income tax with Import Taxes- Hell yes.

Patrick Henry - House of Burgesses - "give me Liberty or give me death".

Patrick Henry VII - U.S. SENATE - "give us Secure Economic Liberty and restore the United States to Number One- Economically, Academically and Militarily, or give me Death".

God Bless the USA.
 
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Immediately Federalize the U.S. Education system replacing 65 as a "Passing Grade" with 85 - spend a few million on recruiting and paying, and reward only the Best Existing, and the best & brightest Future, Teachers while abolishing Teachers Unions which reward Incompetence- Hell Yes!


Ok, well despite my fondness for all things green I have to disagree. The teacher's unions do not reward incompetence. Their main job as of late has been to defend the teacher's retirement fund from government raiding. In my state more and more teachers are being hired part-time, rather than full-time, so that the school districts don't have to pay benefits. If you think the best and brightest are going to take a part-time job with no benefits so they can 'pick up' dance duty once in awhile for an additional $50.00, you are mistaken.

The real problem is that school administrators, who are paid upwards of $100,000 per year, spend school money on sports, buildings, and parking lots, and whatever else the most vocal parents demand, rather than considering quality and equitible education *first*. In my state, the school budget 'breakdown' is public info available online. The am't the school district in my neighborhood is spending on teacher training programs is negligible; they are asking for a new parcel tax to build a new auditorium. I'm just sayin'.... :Eyecrazy:
 
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Ok, well despite my fondness for all things green I have to disagree. The teacher's unions do not reward incompetence. Their main job as of late has been to defend the teacher's retirement fund from government raiding. In my state more and more teachers are being hired part-time, rather than full-time, so that the school districts don't have to pay benefits. If you think the best and brightest are going to take a part-time job with no benefits so they can 'pick up' dance duty once in awhile for an additional $50.00, you are mistaken.

The real problem is that school administrators, who are paid upwards of $100,000 per year, spend school money on sports, buildings, and parking lots, and whatever else the most vocal parents demand, rather than considering quality and equitible education *first*. In my state, the school budget 'breakdown' is public info available online. The am't the school district in my neighborhood is spending on teacher training programs is negligible; they are asking for a new parcel tax to build a new auditorium. I'm just sayin'.... :Eyecrazy:


methinks she missed this part>>> reward only the Best Existing, <<:)

and p.s. establish minimum acceptable academic RESULTS annually to remain employed, offer Tenure only after 20 years of proven results - not length of "time served". :new_smile-l:

p.s.s half my family members ARE long time Teachers whom I simply parrotted.
 
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p.s.s half my family members ARE long time Teachers whom I simply parrotted

Join the crowd, all I ever hear about is school :rof: :rof:
 
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