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Divorce Vs Murder?

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Mike Kennedy

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DIVORCE VS. MURDER


A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?'

The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.' The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have a ny cyanide!'

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the
picture and replied, 'Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me
you had a prescription...
 

Lawrence R.

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Divorce:

A non medical procedure in which 2 attorneys attempt to extract a house from the husband's buttocks.
 

Charles Witt

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A good one for a laugh on Wednesday! :rof: :rof:
 

john snyder

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The difference between divorce and death is that in divorce "the corpse never goes away" - that is a quote from my mother by the way.

jbs
 
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I shall have to pass that on to my pharmacist wife. By the way, I have a request attached to my driver's license and in my will for the coroner to perform a toxicology test!
 
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