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From One Of My Divorce Attorney Clients.

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Mike Kennedy

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Elite Member
Sep 28, 2003
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Certified Residential Appraiser
New York

I got this from one of my clients - TODAY !!!!!!!


A father walks into a bookstore with his young son. The boy is holding a
nickel. After a few minutes in the store, the boy starts choking, going
blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the
nickel and starts panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive and serious-looking woman in a blue business
suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of
coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup
down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets
up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the book store.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the
boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and
then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and
coughs up the nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the
father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, 'I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?'

'No,' the woman replied. 'Divorce attorney'.


Charles Witt

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Dec 13, 2002
Professional Status
Certified Residential Appraiser
You gota' love it! :rof: :rof: :rof:
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Mr Rex

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Jan 12, 2004
Professional Status
Certified Residential Appraiser
North Carolina
I bet she was wearing sexy lingerie under that business attire.woohoo I'm in for a nickel.:)
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