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The Dog

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This was passed on the WTUG list, so if you have seen it, ignore. If not, I found it very very very funny



MY NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS

We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.

Please don't be a bore & ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new
name.

B. Once you have your new name, put it in the
subject box and forward it to friends and
family & co-worker s.

Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you
so they know you participated.

And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far & wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer!

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

So:-

1. Use the third letter of your first name to
determine your New first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky < /SPAN>
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dink y
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = t oes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject.

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.
Put more laughter in your day.
 

J L H

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Farcus Chickentush!!!!! Now that REALLY hurts!
 

Obsolescent

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cheesy dippinjuice. Eeewwww. I stick with my current legal name.
 

Ward Dresser

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From snickle gizzardhump

snickle gizzardhump

I’ve been called worse!

<<<<< And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.

I like that!! :new_multi:
 

MARK JOLLIFF

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I am now and in the future to be known as Dorfus Pottytush!
 

MS Rebel

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Fluffy Gizzardbrains

Yep, that's me. :rof: :rof: :rof:
 

Dee Dee

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The boys are gonna love it....

Boobie Dippin Sprinkles! :icon_wink:
 

icisic7

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Sloopy Frickenbutt. Married to Sleezy Frickenbutt. Great, just great. :rof:
 

StephHigdem

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Crusty Farklepants or Mrs Sloopy Farklepants; kids are Snickle & Sloopy Jr.

Gonna start an email chain with this one!
 
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