"Fun" Ways of Saying the Subject Sucks

[Mike Garrett RAA]

The subject is devoid of any redeeming architectural characteristics and is without any asthetic merit.

That I like!

 

[Terrel L. Shields]

Ya mean like this?.....

The Better Half funnies had some good real estate zingers today

 

[MS Rebel]

Bedroom has equipment installed that does not appeal to the broadest portion of the market thereby potentially creating buyer resistence. The Opinion of Value is made subject to removal of "stripper pole".

I always wanted one of those. Great exercise.

 

[jnordquist]

Or, just think like a realtor:

"Diamond in the rough"
"Handyman Special"
"Could use some TLC"
"Equity Builder"

Don't forget "Lot's of Potential" or the suspicious "One owner", which means not updated since 1960

 

[alex gilbert]

I have commented on the Chevrolet lawn furniture.

 

[Lee SW IL]

Based on the extensive experience of the appraiser in several fields, such as building contractor, home inspector, it is in the appraisers opinion that the subject property is a piece of shXt, surrounded by other pieces of shxt, which makes the subject "average"

 

[Tim Schneider]

I'm sure you meant the comments as a joke, but I would be careful about saying you are a home inspector within the body of an appraisal