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Funny MLS Comments

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Tim Schneider

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Here are a couple funny MLS comments I saw recently:

- "This home was built with incredible marksmanship"
- "Home has been updated with 2:00AM electrical"

Feel free to add any you have!
 

ZZGAMAZZ

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I've Been Waiting For This Thread For A Long Time:

This Hoe Has Been Totally Remodeled !!!!!!!!!

The House Has Wonderful 'curve' Appeal.
 

Mr Rex

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I wish I had written the address down on this one, but I remember it well. I don't know if it was a joke or what.:Eyecrazy:

Gold discovered nearby recently.
 

Claude From NY

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- Owner will sell herself if necessary.
- Handyman special in mint condition.
- Do not windshield, house looks better from the inside out.
- 100 year old new roof
- Unique Contemporary home (a 90 y.o. brick row house)
- Bring your pickest serious buyers
- Offer is very shaky, show & shell
- Opportunity knocks...ring first floor bell
 
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nauthead

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BACK BEDROOM HAS TILE FLOOR - HAD 3 RABBITS FOR PETS - CHEWED UP CLOSET DOOR AND FRAME. HOME BEING SOLD AS IS W/RIGHT TO INSPECT.

Owner is hard of hearing, please be courteous and remove your shoes.
 

TC

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Two of my all time favorites:

Roof: Just put on

Windows: Jealousy

You can't make that stuff up.
 

Dominic

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my all time favorite:

"owner states Koi pond can be converted to built-in Spa".
 

TJSum

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"Warning, the sweat hogs live here".

It was a rental property near a college.
 
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