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Mike Kennedy

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An Irish Pub Joke...

An Irishman has been at a pub all night drinking. The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So your man stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.

Once outside he stands up but again falls flat on his face. He crawls home. Reaching the door he tries to stand up, and yet again, falls flat on his face. He crawls through the door and up the stairs. When he reaches his bed he summons the last of his strength and tries one final time to stand.

It's no use. He tumbles into bed and is soon sound asleep, only to awaken the next morning to the sound of his wife standing over him shouting.


'SO!!!!!:angry: ... YOUV'E BEEN OUT DRINKIN' AGAIN!!!!!!!'

'How did you know?' he asks, his head hung in shame.:blush:

'The pub called-- you left your damn wheelchair down there again!'

:leeann:
 
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Mike Boyd

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If my wheel chair bound neighbor was still alive, (he died two weeks ago) he would have enjoyed that story.
 

Mike Kennedy

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The Celts prefer to suggest that He still did. My condolences Mike.
 
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