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I Blame Migrating Hair

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Terrel L. Shields

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Had a sebaceous cyst removed today. Let me put it this way. I don't think I want to ride my tractor or lawnmower for a day or two. They just keep getting lower and lower. They claim these usually begin as an ingrown hair. My first one was on my chest and deep enough I underwent a mammogram ...which hurts and for a guy pulls hair. Then in my middle back about five years ago. Bump for years, got infected. Carved it out as it was deep. Doc is a female...about the last time I recall a woman making me moan like that. Got dizzy and had to stay put for a while before I went home. When I got back home I realized I was stuck to my car seat...hint. Cold water will get blood out of fabric.

This time it was even lower...left cheek. Still a female doctor but so what...I have no dignity left after the cute little 20 something assistant to my doctor stuffed a camera up into my bladder to check for cancer a few years ago anyway.

I'm thinking my next cyst ought to about the knee caps since all my hair is leaving upstairs and heading south...which reminds me I had a carcinoma taken out from a knee about 15 years ago too. Ah fair skin and blue eyes...
 

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No wonder Doctors get paid so well. Ack. :sick:
My fun has been more with the Dentist, periodontal surgeon, maxillofacial / oral surgeon. :oops:
I shoulda been an eye doctor.

Hope you're feeling better.
 

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Yeah. That camera up the, well, in the bladder will get your attention. After about the tenth time, dignity is long long gone
 

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But but, the last couple years I have noticed hospitals and doc offices with new signs proclaiming,
Dignity Health. Whatever that means. Corporate takeover I guess. :cautious:
 

Terrel L. Shields

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She claimed it was the ugliest one she'd ever seen and the cyst don't look good either...
 

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