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My New Ford Focus

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The Dog

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Senior Member
Apr 18, 2005
Professional Status
Certified General Appraiser
I bought a new Focus and returned to the dealer the next day
because I couldn't get the radio to work.

The salesman explained that the Focus has Sync and the radio was voice

"Nelson," the salesman said to the radio.

The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.

Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant "Georgia On My Mind"
replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles," I'd get one
of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but
I swerved in time to avoid them. /

I yelled, "*** Holes!"

Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda
and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks and John Kerry on guitar,
Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine,
Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on scotch.

Damn, I LOVE this car.

Mike Boyd

Elite Member
Jan 18, 2002
Professional Status
Retired Appraiser
Well, we all know who YOU are voting for in November! However, Bill Clinton should have been on INTERNS.
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