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Nair for the dog.

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Theresa James

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My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears. He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine.

The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this
from reoccurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover
and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover. At the
register, the druggist tells her, "If you're going to use this under your
arms don't use deodorant for a few days."

The lady says: "I'm not using it under my arms."

The druggist says: "If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a
couple of days."

The lady says: "I'm not using it on my legs either; if you must know, I'm
using it on my schnauzer."

The druggist says: "Stay off your bicycle for a week."
 

StephHigdem

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Warning: Thread hijack....

A few months ago I wandered into the bathroom while my 9 year old daughter was in the shower. sniff... sniff.... "whatcha doing in there hon?" "Washing my hair mommy" "With what?" "Oh, I found some new shampoo in your drawer" Oh dear God.... don't panic.... "Give me the 'shampoo' you used and rinse your hair out RIGHT NOW!!! then use your regular shampoo... LOTS of it!" "Why mommy?" "your using the stuff I use to get the hair off of my legs!"

My hearing came back after a short time; blood curdling, high pitch, screaming like a little girl, screams in a small space are not a good thing.
 
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