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Never Cheat on a Hillbilly Woman!

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icisic7

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A hillbilly's wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength, borne of fury and cutting firewood, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn.

She put his tally-whacker in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw. The banged up husband was terrified, and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty damn saw are you?"

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer."

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Hamlet

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Joyce Potts

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Smart lady!
 

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StephHigdem

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OMG Cindy... that is just WRONG on so many levels... I LOVE IT!!
 

Ray Miller

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At lease she appears to be an honest women. But most redneck women know there place.
 

Joe Milla

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was the other women his sister?
 
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