Lease a NAME & licence? How does that work? Like this maybe.
Entering The Whitney National bank on Canal Street our intrepid hero makes his pitch. "Hi, my name is Ignatius J. Reilly. I'm a real estate appraiser. Will you give me some work?"
The bank president, Mr. Oz, recognizing talent like only a bank president can, jumps at the offer. "Oh yes Mr. Reilly. Here's three assignments, call me when your finished." Ignatius skips happily out of the bank into the evening rain. Having an umbrella would show a lack of theology and geometry, so he and the three assignments got soaking wet.
Ignatius realized that calling Mr. Oz the very next morning may raise questions, so he waited until lunch time. "Mr. Oz I have your three appraisals. Meet me under the clock at the D.H. Holmes department store." When Mr. Oz arrives the hand off takes place without a flaw. Mr Oz hurries back to his office with the elation that he just received three appraisals in record time. "Wow, this Reilly fellow is certainly something".
Back at the bank sitting in his large office with a perfect view of the Hibernia building Mr. Oz notices something odd. All three appraisals are signed by Don Quixote, Louisiana certified appraiser, license no. ABC-123. Hmm, oh well nobody's perfect. Just as long as no one pulls back the curtain I'll be O.K.
