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Hamlet

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Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I have had sex with
Nookie Green every week for the last month."

The Priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven, go out and say three Hail Mary's."

Soon after, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two
Months since my last confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green twice a
Week for the last two months."

This time the Priest questions, "Who is Nookie Green?"

"A new woman in town," the sinner replies.

"Very well," sighs the Priest. "Go and say ten Hail Mary's."

At Mass the next morning, as the Priest prepares to deliver his sermon, a tall,
Voluptuous, drop dead gorgeous woman enters the sanctuary. The eyes of every
Man in the church fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down
Right in front of the Priest! Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny
Emerald green shoes. The Priest and altar boy gasp, as the woman in the matching
Green shoes and dress sits with her legs slightly spread apart and obviously not
Wearing any panties.

The Priest turns to the altar boy and whispers, "Is that Nookie Green?"

The bug-eyed altar boy can't believe his ears but replies, "No, I think
it's just the reflection off her shoes."
 
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As parents are constantly reminding their kids, you should always eat your greens.
 

Mike Kennedy

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INDEED! :clapping: :rof: :rof:
 
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Mr Rex

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Nookie Green Is People!
 

TEL2002

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:rof: :rof: :rof: :rof: Dang, now there is coffee all over my keyboard.
 

Theresa James

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Donna,

That has always been one of my husbands favorite "stories" to tell!! Even after 25 years of listening to it, it always makes me laugh out loud!

Theresa
 

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Donna,

That has always been one of my husbands favorite "stories" to tell!! Even after 25 years of listening to it, it always makes me laugh out loud!

Theresa

After 25 years and still laughing at the same joke? Are you "green" or do you just wear green shoes?
 
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