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Panhandling - Doing it right

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Riick

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Jose and Carlos are panhandlers.
They panhandle on different areas of town.

  • Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose, but only collects 2 or 3 dollars every day.
    [*]Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house, and has a lot of money to spend.
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    Carlos says to Jose , "I work just as long and hard as you do, but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?"
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    Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?"
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    Carlos' sign reads: "I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support."
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    Jose says, "No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars."
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    Carlos says, "So what does your sign say?"
  • Jose shows Carlos his sign...... it reads: "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico."
 

Tom Woolford

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Definitely not PC, but who gives a s--t. It was funny

:rof:
 

Mike Boyd

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If Carlos would just add to his sign what Jose wrote on HIS sign, he might get TWO suitcases full of ten dollar bills a day. BUT, he might have to move to Texas as Californians do not object to illegal immigrants. LOL
 
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