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Remebering Bob.

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Hamlet

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MARTHA RECENTLY LOST HER HUSBAND. SHE HAD HIM CREMATED AND BROUGHT HIS ASHES HOME.

..PICKING UP THE URN THAT HE WAS IN, SHE POURED HIM OUT ON THE PATIO TABLE.

..THEN, WHILE TRACING HER FINGERS IN THE ASHES, SHE&n bsp;STARTED TALKING TO HIM....

..'BOB, YOU KNOW THAT DISHWASHER YOU PROMISED ME? I BOUGHT IT WITH THE INSURANCE MONEY.

..SHE PAUSED FOR A MINUTE T RACING HER FINGERS IN THE ASHES THEN SAID, 'BOB, REMEMBER THAT CAR YOU PROMISED ME? WELL, I ALSO BOUGHT IT WITH THE INSURANCE MONEY!'

..AGAIN, SHE PAUSED FOR A FEW MINUTES AND WHILE TRACING
HER FINGERS IN THE ASHES SHE SAID, 'BOB, THAT DIAMOND RING YOU PROMISED ME? BOUGHT IT TOO, WITH THE INSURANCE MONEY!'

..FINALLY, STILL TRACING HER FINGERS IN THE ASHES, SHE
SAID, 'BOB, REMEMBER THAT BXXX JOB I PROMISED YOU?'

..'HERE IT COMES
 
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Well, at least he's getting a last one; for most of us it stops when the bride says "I do".
 

teh l33t

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Mike,
Sometimes it helps to get some alcohol in her first, then ask...:drinking:
 
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Well teh l33t,

I tried your advice, but nothing came of it.:huh:
 

Mike Kennedy

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oh...............THAT .........B O B
 
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