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Theresa James

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May 8, 2004
Professional Status
Certified Residential Appraiser
> Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 40, WAY over 40 or
> hovering near 40) are quite confused about how we should
> present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we
> are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try
> to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have
> seen on the
> streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and
> should be avoided:
> 1. A nose ring and bifocals
> 2. Spiked hair and bald spots
> 3. A pierced tongue and dentures
> 4. Miniskirts and support hose
> 5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
> 6. Speedo's and cellulite
> 7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
> 8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
> 9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
> 10. Bikinis and liver spots
> 11. Short shorts and varicose veins
> 12. Inline skat es and a walker
> 13. Thongs and Depends
> Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind
> when you shop!
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