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Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008

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Hamlet

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Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an XXXXXXXX, make him a sandwich.

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,
Teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And the Number 1 thought for 2008:

We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration?

And just remember.
"Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers. What you do today, might burn your *** tomorrow."
 
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