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The game warden and the redneck

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Zmcraney

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A redneck was stopped by game warden in Central Mississippi recently
with two ice chests full of fish. He was leaving a cove well-known
for its fishing.

The game warden asked the man, 'Do you have a license to catch those
fish?'



''Naw, sir", replied the redneck. 'I ain't got none of them
there licenses. You must understand, these here are my pet fish.'

'Pet fish?'

'Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let
'em swim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump right
back into these here ice chests and I take 'em home.'

'That's a bunch of BS! Fish can't do that.'

The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said, 'It's
the truth Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works.'

'O. K.', said the warden. 'I've got to see this!'

The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.

After several minutes, the warden says, 'Well?'

'Well, what?', says the redneck.

The warden says, 'When are you going to call them back?'

'Call who back?'

'The FISH', replied the warden!

'What fish?', replied the redneck.



You can say what you want about the South, but you rarely hear of
anyone retiring and moving north.
 

Mike Boyd

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......comes from the prohibition years when the rednecks were avoiding the "revenuers."
 

murray stroupe

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Game wardens & the wildlife

Hear the story about the pro golfer who tried to hit a pesky hawk with a golf ball???

Missed a few times, but @about 75 yards finally hit & killed the hawk;
unfortunately, a hawk is a migratory bird with no open season,its/protected .

True story, game warden got wind of it , wrote out a ticket,$1400 max fine............................................................................... , i think.

Source= CNN or ABC news;
Fox news had that this week also, website.
 
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Roy Courtney

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Maybe Fannie, Freddie and the AG's office can get that game warden to head up the new "Institute" they are proposing. He sounds like a kick feathers kind of guy!
 

murray stroupe

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Wildlife ; Taking names & kicking feathers

Maybe Fannie, Freddie and the AG's office can get that game warden to head up the new "Institute" they are proposing. He sounds like a kick feathers kind of guy!
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Yes, but do it on a LOVE offering or temporary contract basis;
dont need much more gov, at this time.

Simply enforcing existing laws help.
 
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