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The Maid

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Patrick W

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Sophomore Member
Nov 23, 2002
Professional Status
Certified Residential Appraiser
The Maid asked for a raise.
The Madam was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want an increase?"
Maria: "Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you."
Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: The Master said so."
Madam: "Oh."
Maria: The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Madam: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "The Master did."
Madam: "Oh."
Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."
Madam:(very upset now):"Did the Master say so as well?"
Maria: "No Madam, the gardener did."
She got a pay raise...!

Mike Boyd

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Jan 18, 2002
Professional Status
Retired Appraiser
NOT the expected finality! But humorous just the same.
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