Mike,
If Wayne follows other bulletin boards, you may move to Junior Member then finally Senior Member.
I personally believe (5) should be "Font of Useless Appraisal Knowledge."
Hey, what do I know. I think I just moved out of newbie territory to "aspiring." Which is much better than "expiring" forumite, I guess. Thank God no one takes me seriously....yet.. I'm working on it though.
Ben