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StephHigdem

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SOMETHING TO MAKE YOU LAUGH.....


True Story from Houston Medical Center

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his
hoohoo.

According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the
ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum
jelly to slip the ring on his hoohoo while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your hoohoo.
3) Or finding out your hoohoo fits through your wedding ring.
 

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SOMETHING TO MAKE YOU LAUGH.....


True Story from Houston Medical Center

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his
hoohoo.

According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the
ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum
jelly to slip the ring on his hoohoo while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your hoohoo.
3) Or finding out your hoohoo fits through your wedding ring.

A couple more questions/observations:

1. The girlfriend never noticed he never gave her his home phone number?
2. She never noticed the white mark on his finger (I've been divorced for 7 years and you can still see the ring mark on my finger.
3. How did he sleep through someone manipulating his hoohoo in that manner.
4. If she got it ON with Vasiline, how come he could not get it off? One Ice cube would do the trick.
5. Who the hell calls it a hoohoo?
 

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A couple more questions/observations:

1. The girlfriend never noticed he never gave her his home phone number?

He gave a cell phone

2. She never noticed the white mark on his finger (I've been divorced for 7 years and you can still see the ring mark on my finger.

Liquid tanner

3. How did he sleep through someone manipulating his hoohoo in that manner.

This one is outside my scope. :rof:


4. If she got it ON with Vasiline, how come he could not get it off? One Ice cube would do the trick.

Unless it swelled. Ever see Something About Mary?

5. Who the hell calls it a hoohoo?

Mr. Higdem:rof: :rof:
 

StephHigdem

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OMG Donna, that's as close as I've come to spitting coffee out my nose in AGES!!!
 

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:laugh: Glad to oblige!
 
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3) Or finding out your hoohoo fits through your wedding ring.

The guy could have been Asian. (The oriental surname "hung" came about as a result of a Chinese guy who eyeballed an American sailor, in 1784, onboard the 'Empress of China" taking a leak off the stern. "Dang that round eye sure is hung" the Chinese guy thought to himself and the rest is history.:icon_mrgreen: )
 

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By the way, just what the hell was she doing looking through his pants pockets? Looking for payment?
 
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Was wondering about that one myself Woolford. She would have either had to have been a hooker or someone else's wife........your wallet ends up drained either way.
 

StephHigdem

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oh please.

she was going through his pockets to make sure she didn't stick them in the wash with something in them....

hooker, wife... such a male perspective...
 

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Who the hell calls it a hoohoo?
Maybe (besides Mr. Higdem) Michael Jackson? Remember when he was interviewed about his arrest and he said (in that girly voice) that in the holding cell, "There was doo-doo everywhere... ...and it stank so bad."? I was shocked to find that there's a grown man out there using the word "doo-doo". And now we have "hoo-hoo"...
 
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