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When you have a "I Hate My Job" day, try this:

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bkbandit

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[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']When you have a "I Hate My Job" day, try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson &
Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your
doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be
disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on
a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read
it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested

and then sanitized ".

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do
not work in the thermometer Quality Control Department at Johnson
&Johnson."

HAVE A NICE DAY - REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE

WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN THAN YOURS![/FONT]
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Lee in L.A.

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I think they have monkey testers. :Eyecrazy:

You could be glad to have a job that's not that one. :leeann2:
 

Atlanta CG

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Had a nurse friend who during training took (I hope) a new rectal thermometer, dipped it in peanut butter, exposed it to the head nurse and ask what she should do with it. Stunned, the head nurse said to wipe it off and she promptly licked it off.
 
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