Jeff Horton
Senior Member
- Joined
- Jan 15, 2002
- Professional Status
- Certified Residential Appraiser
- State
- Alabama
After all the computer problems the past couple of weeks I now understand why computers crash and hang. It took Dr. Suess to get on a level (2nd or 3rd grade) that I could understand it!
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Dr. Seuss Explains Why Computers Sometimes crash
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus
is interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the
memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet
pocket has an error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the
double-clicking icon puts your Window in the trash, and your
data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, then your
situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!!
If the label on the cable on the table at your house says the
network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your
packets want to tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly
rejected by the printer down the hall, and your screen is all
distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons in the
window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well reboot
and go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's
gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk,
and the macro code instructions cause unnecessary risk, then
you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your
ROM. Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!
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Dr. Seuss Explains Why Computers Sometimes crash
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus
is interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the
memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet
pocket has an error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the
double-clicking icon puts your Window in the trash, and your
data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, then your
situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!!
If the label on the cable on the table at your house says the
network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your
packets want to tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly
rejected by the printer down the hall, and your screen is all
distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons in the
window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well reboot
and go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's
gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk,
and the macro code instructions cause unnecessary risk, then
you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your
ROM. Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!
