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California Driving Test Answers

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Hal Pollock, Oct 3, 2004.

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  1. Hal Pollock

    Hal Pollock Senior Member

    Apr 26, 2003
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    Certified General Appraiser
    Actual Driving School Exams

    The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

    Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?

    A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

    Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?

    A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

    Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?

    A: Your car.

    Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

    A: Be too ____-faced to find your keys.

    Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

    A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

    Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

    A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

    Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?

    A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.

    Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

    A: The color.

    Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?

    A: Heavy psychedelics.

    Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?

    A: Carry loaded weapons.

    Last night as I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, I thought to myself,
    "Where the heck is the ceiling?!"

    There are two kinds of pedestrians...
    the quick and the dead.
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