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How latex gloves are made.

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Cliff Salisbury, Sep 19, 2007.

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  1. Cliff Salisbury

    Cliff Salisbury Member

    Jan 16, 2002
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    Retired Appraiser
    A respected dentist, Dr. Jim, noticed that his next
    patient, an elderly lady, was looking very nervous so he
    decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.

    'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.

    'No, I don't' she replied.

    'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in China with a big
    tank of latex.

    Workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their
    hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw
    them into boxes of the right size.'

    She didn't crack a smile.

    'Oh well, I tried,' he thought.

    But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the
    dental procedure, she burst out laughing.

    'What's so funny?' he asked.

    'I was just picturing how condoms are made!' she said.

    Gotta watch those little ladies! Their minds are always
  2. icisic7

    icisic7 Senior Member

    Jul 10, 2005
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  3. Hamlet

    Hamlet Elite Member

    Aug 14, 2006
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  4. JT1974

    JT1974 Senior Member

    Dec 16, 2006
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    I always wondered why those Chinese condoms were so small.
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