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Lonesome Traveler

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by AJL118, Aug 13, 2009.

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  1. AJL118

    AJL118 Member

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    Jul 29, 2005
    Professional Status:
    General Public
    State:
    Florida
    Last week I checked into my hotel in Tampa and was a bit lonely. I thought, I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone books like escorts and such. I picked up the phone book and found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs..... well, you get the picture!

    I figured, what the heck, give her a call. "Hello," the woman says. God, she sounded sexy.

    Afraid I would lose my nerve if I hesitated I rushed right in. "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and Id like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything! Now, how does that sound?"

    "That sounds fantastic," she says, "but you need to press 9 for an outside line."
     
  2. Mike Boyd

    Mike Boyd Elite Member

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    Jan 18, 2002
    Professional Status:
    Retired Appraiser
    State:
    California
    HEY! You missed an opportunity for a freedbie!

    Is you other name Tom?
     
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