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Think You're Having A Bad Day?

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Darryl Leslie, Sep 24, 2004.

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  1. Darryl Leslie

    Darryl Leslie New Member

    Jun 8, 2004
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    Think you're having a bad day?

    A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen
    shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some
    kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric
    kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly
    current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood,
    breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had
    been happily listening to his Walkman.

    STILL think you're having a bad day?

    Two animal rights protesters were protesting the cruelty
    of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany.
    Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped
    through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two
    hopeless protesters were trampled to death.

    STILL think you're having a bad day?

    There was a case in one hospital's Intensive Care ward
    where patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday
    morning, at about 11am, regardless of their medical

    This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had
    something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve
    the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11 a.m.
    on Sundays.

    So a Worldwide team of experts was assembled to
    investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday
    morning, a few minutes before 11am, all doctors and nurses
    nervously wait outside the ward to see for themselves what
    the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding
    wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to
    ward off the evil spirits.

    Just when the clock struck 11... Pookie Johnson, the
    part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged
    the life support system so that he could use the outlet
    for the vacuum cleaner.

    Think you're having a bad day?

    The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon
    Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special
    ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were
    being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause
    from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer
    whale ate them both.

    What? STILL having a bad day?

    Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on
    a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender"
    stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it
    and was blown to bits.

    There now, feeling better?
  2. John Janecek

    John Janecek New Member

    Apr 4, 2003
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    Certified Residential Appraiser
    How's this for a bad day at the office ----

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