Nobody care what we think, either.
... not some uber custom on a lakefront or the morphodite trouse that Bobby Bucks lives in."
Who other than you has made that postulation?
I see no one else going down that road. As a business who has done this work for years I don't even understand the premise of using an out of area panel appraiser for such work. In most cases that would be silly. And I really don't understand the references to appraisers without local MLS data.
JG has stated before that she is or was on our panel. So, she should know that we actually require our appraisers to demonstrate that they have local MLS access by submitting a screen shot showing them logged in with valid credentials (as an aside, a disappointing number of appraisers steal their MLS data). So, the notion that my company would encourage work without local MLS access is pretty far fetched.